Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

Challenge: use the word ‘lopsided’ or ‘amalgam” or “poopskie.”  

(via nerdy-with-glasses)

emilyreads:

Lulu Mae - The Fiction of Speed 

If you haven’t heard of this tiny little folk band out of Nashville, listen now. (I know the lead singer’s cousin, but even if I didn’t I’d be advertising the heck out of them.)

Ouch.

A Sudden Tribute to A-Flat, with Christopher Fleming.

 shadowmancr said: Haha by all means… But in my defence, I never spelled it any differently.

True. So I was calling you by a nickname the very first time I met you? This is a hilarious picture. “Mm. well. I’ve known this freshman for about 3 seconds. Yep. She- yep.” 

 shadowmancr said: You alright? I could try to send you generic motivational messages.

 

You are amazing, Thomas. (Can I screech again about your name? the LIEEE)

teenager:

It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

(via kathaaa)

Thank you thank you thank you, Max! 

(via happy-you-daughter)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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(via ninjamongrel)

And this is a documentary called Sophie Disobedience in which my dog completes none of the tasks I ask her to do. It’s a short piece. Shoutout to Dad for appearing at the end asking me to do something that I am sure I completed much more obediently.