May 2013
May 26th
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Things be good.
May 26th
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“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one...”
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  (via olvidare)
May 25th
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May 25th
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The Unicorn and the Wasp: whygeorgianna:... →
whygeorgianna: iseeaseaanemone: clarkalarm replied to your post: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate… We should create a support group! Chlorine. Clovelac. FlemFlam. Clarkalarm. Corn Fairy. Caroslime. Andrearp. TOO MANY NAMES. TOO MANY THINGS TO HAVE… Pandadog, Morose Bastard, Shorty Bald Boy, Llama Boy, “What’s the weather like outside?”...
May 25th
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iseeaseaanemone: clarkalarm replied to your post: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate… We should create a support group! Chlorine. Clovelac. FlemFlam. Clarkalarm. Corn Fairy. Caroslime. Andrearp. TOO MANY NAMES. TOO MANY THINGS TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO OUTSIDERS.  YummyNoButtBoy, PuppyBoy, Ginge-y, ItchyBoy, Edmund Smithson, CPL, FacetiousGermanKid(?)  PAPA BABBSIE THE BEEEST
May 25th
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iseeaseaanemone: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate more than the weird nicknames that Amy assigns for everyone.  Amen. Got us through high school, amiright?
May 25th
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 iseeaseaanemone said: Bitches be trippin’. You just do you, ladybug. Dumb boys (and people) suck.   Dis my grrl, y’all. 
May 22nd
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
Challenge: use the word ‘lopsided’ or ‘amalgam” or “poopskie.”  
May 22nd
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Listenemilyreads: Lulu Mae - The Fiction of Speed  If...
May 21st
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Ouch.
May 21st
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A Sudden Tribute to A-Flat, with Christopher Fleming.
May 21st
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 shadowmancr said: Haha by all means… But in my defence, I never spelled it any differently. True. So I was calling you by a nickname the very first time I met you? This is a hilarious picture. “Mm. well. I’ve known this freshman for about 3 seconds. Yep. She- yep.” 
May 20th
 shadowmancr said: You alright? I could try to send you generic motivational messages.   You are amazing, Thomas. (Can I screech again about your name? the LIEEE)
May 20th
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teenager: It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.
May 20th
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ListenThank you thank you thank you, Max! 
May 19th
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shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
May 19th
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And this is a documentary called Sophie Disobedience in which my dog completes none of the tasks I ask her to do. It’s a short piece. Shoutout to Dad for appearing at the end asking me to do something that I am sure I completed much more obediently. 
May 19th
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Look what freshman year weirdness I just found. Douglass nostalgia, you get me every time.
May 19th
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“I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it...”
– J. R. R. Tolkien  (via thatkindofwoman)
May 19th
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Consistently saying “magnus opum” instead of “magnum opus” has NOT been my magnum opus.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?”
– Pam Beesly, last line of the show (via whats-on-my-mind-grapes)
May 17th
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LIKE BASQUIAT WITH THE PENCIL
May 17th
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Plot Twist: Bill leaves SNL to go to New York's hottest club.
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The scandals are falling apart →
Absent further revelations, the possible scandals that reach high enough don’t seem to include any real wrongdoing, whereas the ones that include real wrongdoing don’t reach high enough.
May 16th
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I DID, however, watch the Attorney General addressing some members of Congress on CSPAN in this state. Southern Republicans love the word “bungle.” It’s been a weird night.
May 16th
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I know this is a bit ridiculous, but whoever said that it makes you feel amazing if you get ready in just bra and underwear was so damn right. Practically, it’s also wonderful, because this girl is on FIYAAAA (room is 400 degrees). I am about to make the most ridiculous transition from feeling like Beyonce to reading James Joyce, but I am going to refrain from mocking myself (save for that...
May 16th
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Bringing this back in honor of our IMMINENT (pancake-saturated) REUNION. Summer 2011 was a weird, sad, jubilant time. #sharkweek
May 16th
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iseeaseaanemone: When someone asks my grandfather how he is, he says, “fat and sassy” and I laugh SO MUCH every time. GRANDNANNY
May 16th
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