Things be good.
We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one...– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via olvidare)
The Unicorn and the Wasp: whygeorgianna:... →
whygeorgianna: iseeaseaanemone: clarkalarm replied to your post: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate… We should create a support group! Chlorine. Clovelac. FlemFlam. Clarkalarm. Corn Fairy. Caroslime. Andrearp. TOO MANY NAMES. TOO MANY THINGS TO HAVE… Pandadog, Morose Bastard, Shorty Bald Boy, Llama Boy, “What’s the weather like outside?”...
iseeaseaanemone: clarkalarm replied to your post: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate… We should create a support group! Chlorine. Clovelac. FlemFlam. Clarkalarm. Corn Fairy. Caroslime. Andrearp. TOO MANY NAMES. TOO MANY THINGS TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO OUTSIDERS. YummyNoButtBoy, PuppyBoy, Ginge-y, ItchyBoy, Edmund Smithson, CPL, FacetiousGermanKid(?) PAPA BABBSIE THE BEEEST
iseeaseaanemone: There is nothing that I simultaneously love/hate more than the weird nicknames that Amy assigns for everyone. Amen. Got us through high school, amiright?
iseeaseaanemone said: Bitches be trippin’. You just do you, ladybug. Dumb boys (and people) suck. Dis my grrl, y’all.
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
Challenge: use the word ‘lopsided’ or ‘amalgam” or “poopskie.”
emilyreads: Lulu Mae - The Fiction of Speed If...
A Sudden Tribute to A-Flat, with Christopher Fleming.
shadowmancr said: Haha by all means… But in my defence, I never spelled it any differently. True. So I was calling you by a nickname the very first time I met you? This is a hilarious picture. “Mm. well. I’ve known this freshman for about 3 seconds. Yep. She- yep.”
shadowmancr said: You alright? I could try to send you generic motivational messages. You are amazing, Thomas. (Can I screech again about your name? the LIEEE)
teenager: It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.
Thank you thank you thank you, Max!
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
And this is a documentary called Sophie Disobedience in which my dog completes none of the tasks I ask her to do. It’s a short piece. Shoutout to Dad for appearing at the end asking me to do something that I am sure I completed much more obediently.
Look what freshman year weirdness I just found. Douglass nostalgia, you get me every time.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it...– J. R. R. Tolkien (via thatkindofwoman)
Consistently saying “magnus opum” instead of “magnum opus” has NOT been my magnum opus.
There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?– Pam Beesly, last line of the show (via whats-on-my-mind-grapes)
LIKE BASQUIAT WITH THE PENCIL
Plot Twist: Bill leaves SNL to go to New York's hottest club.
The scandals are falling apart →
Absent further revelations, the possible scandals that reach high enough don’t seem to include any real wrongdoing, whereas the ones that include real wrongdoing don’t reach high enough.
I DID, however, watch the Attorney General addressing some members of Congress on CSPAN in this state. Southern Republicans love the word “bungle.” It’s been a weird night.
I know this is a bit ridiculous, but whoever said that it makes you feel amazing if you get ready in just bra and underwear was so damn right. Practically, it’s also wonderful, because this girl is on FIYAAAA (room is 400 degrees). I am about to make the most ridiculous transition from feeling like Beyonce to reading James Joyce, but I am going to refrain from mocking myself (save for that...
Bringing this back in honor of our IMMINENT (pancake-saturated) REUNION. Summer 2011 was a weird, sad, jubilant time. #sharkweek
iseeaseaanemone: When someone asks my grandfather how he is, he says, “fat and sassy” and I laugh SO MUCH every time. GRANDNANNY